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"but alas he’s the black sheep of the family"

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I’m at the wrong place at the wrong time, all the time. I get the ticket, I chip the nail, I almost get hit by the car. I’m just that person. But when it comes to the bigger things in my life, everything just seems to work out. I think it’s a pretty fair trade off.

This. right here describes my life. 

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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scatteredgathered:

Too…much…Canadian…

so much love. ughfhhhhh. 

scatteredgathered:

Too…much…Canadian…

so much love. ughfhhhhh. 

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"My magnetic lasso is all up in your curves."

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Ze and Chilled, the dazzling duo.

Such Chaos, Much Wow.

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